You pressed one button. Just one. Now you're lost in a galaxy where the aliens are ridiculous, the spaceship is held together by optimism, and the only weapon that works is a good joke. You're a lab assistant on a top-secret portal project — the kind of secret everyone knows about. Your boss, Professor Otto, is a genius who naps through his own experiments. One accidental click later, you're hurled across the universe with a cranky engineer, a no-nonsense pilot, and Captain Dash, a smooth-talking rogue whose shortcuts are always "a little unconventional." Seven complete adventures. Fifty-three chapters. Endless bad decisions. Inside this collection you'll: - Escape a robot guardian, a pirate who insults in rhyme, and an autopilot stuck in party mode - Outrun the Galactic Federation and its very serious Commander Varkon - Recruit Flinch, a crewmate terrified of cats, on a planet full of six-legged cats - Perform stand-up comedy for an alien army, where every joke could be your last - Meet Dash's tea-loving grandma, who floats in through an airlock with a family secret big enough to shake the galaxy - Hunt for the Instability Matrix with an overconfident pilot, a gadget-hoarding treasure hunter, and a wrestling match that goes very, very wrong Written in the second person, the book puts YOU at the center of the chaos. Underneath the laughs, every crewmate has a fear to face, from cats to tight spaces to letting other people in. Author Dr. Rabea Hadi, a board-certified family physician, weaves in real courage without slowing down the comedy. What readers are saying: "A very funny book for kids of all ages. The writing style pulls you in by making you the protagonist of the story." — Phoenix_Arcana "This book is the cosmic blanket fort we all need… a joyride where the jokes land and the stress of gravity fades." — hchelle "Lighthearted sci-fi humor… an enjoyable, easy read with plenty of laughs for fans of clean comedy and space adventures." — Chevi "I very rarely like science fiction, but had a good time reading it." — J. Rhew "You get A LOT of material here, lots of storytelling. It's very cute." — Melissa Sharma Clean humor. Just a galaxy of mishaps, misfits, and the friends who keep you alive. A perfect clean alternative to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams. Perfect for readers ages 10 and up who love space adventures, silly aliens, and stories where everything — and everyone — can go wrong. Strap in. Press the button. What's the worst that could happen?
