Every joke you tell could be your last one. You're a dwarven jester. You're also a spy. And right now you're standing on a wooden stage in an orcish hideout, facing a room full of scarred faces and raised clubs, with one job: make the Elder Chieftain laugh. Fail, and they won't heckle you. What happens next is up to you. Choose Your Quest: The Dwarven Jester Spy drops you into a fantasy realm of grumpy orcs, debt-dodging goblins, insufferably formal elves — and one sarcastic laughing skull who refuses to shut up. Talk your way in, or start a fight. Trust the elven ranger, or don't. Steal the evidence, or create a distraction and hope nobody counts the guards. Every choice branches, and every wrong turn is its own kind of funny. Perfect for readers of Choose Your Own Adventure books, You Choose, and Fighting Fantasy classics. Inside this adventure: 28 chapters of branching story — your decisions shape which characters you meet, which secrets you uncover, and how your quest ends Multiple endings — from an abrupt meeting with an orc's fist to a royal audience with King Borin himself Tap-to-choose hyperlinks — no page-flipping, no bookmarks, no losing your place 30+ illustrations throughout the journey Genuinely funny — bad jokes, worse decisions, and a jester who keeps getting back up Clean, family-friendly comedy — safe to read alongside a kid, sharp enough for adults Built for replaying — commit to one path, then come back and pick differently What readers are saying: ★★★★★ "A fun read that takes me back to the old school Choose Your Own Adventure books I loved as a kid." — Reader ★★★★★ "Could not wait to share this with my daughter!" — Leann Gaines ★★★★★ "It's like reading a different book every time you choose a different option." — Kalyn ★★★★★ "It was fun trying to choose the right way to stay alive." — Katie ★★★★★ "Highly recommended." — Ankleshank About the Author Dr. Rabea Hadi is a board-certified family physician and the author behind the Choose Your Quest series. Years of listening to patients taught him something that shaped every book he's written: the human mind needs connection, laughter, and a sense of purpose. He writes clean, values-driven adventures that families can read together — comedy as medicine, one bad joke at a time. Grab your jester's hat. The Elder Chieftain is waiting, and she is not smiling yet.
